- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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