- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Boxing on Boxing Day

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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