- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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