A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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