What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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