whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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