- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

I'm Coming

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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