- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

whats white and sticky glue

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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