Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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