- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Eric is gay Ha

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

America

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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