What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A man walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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