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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

im saul and i love cock

What do I hate? people

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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