What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Your mother just died.

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#Getweird

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why? Why Not?

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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