- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a black guy african american

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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