What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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