How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Pineapple.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Anti Joke

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