- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Women's Rights

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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