- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

This is a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.