- Anti Joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.