whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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charlie sheen

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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