What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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