What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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osama bin laden is dead

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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