No antijoke here.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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