Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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