- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Jordan is pregant

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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