A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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