Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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