Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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