Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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