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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Dwight Howard

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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