What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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How about that airline food?

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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