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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

69

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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