- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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