- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

I like the color potato.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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