- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A drunk guy walks into a car

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

John Cena

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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