What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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