- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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