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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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