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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

I like touching my boobs

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Bob Saget

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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