- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

whats black? the colour

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Women's Rights

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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