How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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