- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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