- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

-knock knock! -doors open

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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