- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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