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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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