- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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