I am quite mature.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

do you wanna hear a joke school

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Nobody cares maddie!

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A seal walks into a club.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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