- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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