What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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knock knock? come in

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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