what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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