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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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