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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Is maynaise an instrument?

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

European on my shoes, buddy.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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