Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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