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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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