- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

knock knock who's there? faith

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

your a vagina says you, your a booby

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

2 + 2 = 4

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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