Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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