How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Jebron Lames.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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