How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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The Labour Party.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Women's rights

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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A black student graduated High School

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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