Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Tim likes girls

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Jokes Ki Duniya

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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