How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Rebecca Black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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