- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What black and has children A black man

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

non poop

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Im gay What about you

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

belly button

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Y u do dis?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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