Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Kys

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...