- Anti Joke

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Camerons hair is Curly..

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.