- Anti Joke

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

hi penis ham telephone

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died