- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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