- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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