Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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