- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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