How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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