- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Wolfjob.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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