- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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