Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Black people.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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