- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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