The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

This isn't funny.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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