- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Long joke Your such a downey

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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