A women in the kitchen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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