What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

a man makes a bad joke

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Gay republicans

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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