How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Black people.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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