Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Racial Equality

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

The Labour Party.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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