What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

rocky is here again.......................

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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