- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

If youre African, why are you white?

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

No soup for you!

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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