- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Knock, Knock Come in

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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