- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, The end.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

men's rights activists

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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