- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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