- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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