- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

the power to turn magnetism into light

if got a joke if fogot it

Justin Bieber

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Knock knock Go away

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

andrew wagner

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What's red and funny? The holocaust

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