- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

The holocaust

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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