Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Ham sandwich

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Women's rights

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Anti Joke

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