Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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