A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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A van drives into a car.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Obama

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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