Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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karn chevalier

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How old is your mom Dead

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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