What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Click here to end the world.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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