- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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