- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Gordon Brown smiles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

once upon a time, it snowed

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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