- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

okay so theres this guy.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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