Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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