- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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