- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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