- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.