How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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being sober in a bar fight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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