Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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so the weather's nice...

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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