- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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