roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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hi mom

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What did the fish say after he

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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