- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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