- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

why did the zebra cross the road?

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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