- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

I literally died laughing

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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