- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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